This week, in the world of Lisa...
This week (yesterday) i was an idiot.
you see, its my friends birthday on the 5th of April.
and yesterday was the 4th of April.
but it seems I am not one to conform to this
"saying happy birthday on your actual birthday" fad.
I prefer to get my days mixed up and prematurely wish happy birthday.
I soon realised my idiot-headed-ness.
When i dated my work.
I sent him a message.
I explained my tendancy to be an idiot,
and proceeded to get the date wrong again.
like any authentic idiot-head would.
it went a little like this...
"omg, its the third isnt it. i am an idiot. but at least i gave you a taste of whats to come tomorrow ;)"
it wasnt the third.
but it is his birthday tomorrow today.
he called me.
he laughed in my ear.
i laughed in his ear back.
that way he was laughing with me.
im sneaky like that.
i said i wanted to make sure i didnt forget.
he said he has a cat that jumps in water.
i told him not to get any fish.
he told me he has a new house.
i told him to have a housewarming so i can get him a housewarming plant.
but then i couldnt think of any antithermodynamic* plants.
we finished our chat.
i finished the day without getting the date wrong any more times.
then i wished him happy birthday again today.
it is the fifth isnt it?
*thermodynamic= the process of using heat energy to produce another form of energy.
antithermodynamic plant= a plant that uses other energy to give off heat.