Friday, May 21, 2010

14-April-2008 FISH


This week in the world of Lisa…

This week I named my fish.

I had been waiting for Gladiators so I could name him after my favourite,

But my favourite is a girl.

And I don’t think a male killer fish would appreciate being named after female warriors.

So I watched him for a while,

And it came to me.

I called him Bob.

Because that’s what he does all day in the water,

And I realised he’s been trying to introduce himself since I got him,

I just couldn’t hear him because he’s in water.


Lucky I can fish-lip-read.

And lucky that Bob isn’t a chicken,

Because nobody can chicken-lip-read.

The end.

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