This week in the world of Lisa…
This week I named my fish.
I had been waiting for Gladiators so I could name him after my favourite,
But my favourite is a girl.
And I don’t think a male killer fish would appreciate being named after female warriors.
So I watched him for a while,
And it came to me.
I called him Bob.
Because that’s what he does all day in the water,
And I realised he’s been trying to introduce himself since I got him,
I just couldn’t hear him because he’s in water.
Lucky I can fish-lip-read.
And lucky that Bob isn’t a chicken,
Because nobody can chicken-lip-read.