This week(and a couple before that), in the world of Lisa...
I have not written in a while,
So I shall tell you what I have been doing the last few weeks.
For those of you who know me,
I do not like long fingernails.
I am quite against them.
They are a breeding ground for bacteria,
A disgusting lip gloss gouging trap,
An un-necessary claw!
Yet I caved in to becoming feminine for a wedding.
(I even shaved my toes, but that's another story entirely.)
Yet now, quite unexpectedly, I've found long fingernails have grown on me.
I french manicured them.
I rap them on hard surfaces and can make that horrendous tapping noise.
I find myself itching to itch, just so I can scratch it.
I don't even mind that it takes me ten minutes to send an sms.
I can't touch type any more either.
I kind of tap-type.
And just so you know, it's all due to filing.
I bought myself a nailfile - and have to say,
I'm kind of addicted.
It's somewhat calming,
I am a filing junkie.
Perhaps I am destined to become a secretary.
Because you can't over-file your nails.
There'd be no point.
That is all for this week, I hope you enjoyed!
And if you need any filing tips, just ask me,
I've nailed it.