This week, in the world of Lisa...
This week a man stumbled down a set of stairs opposite my office and left a rather large hole and even larger crack in the plasterboard wall.
The wally must have felt pretty selley,
As despite the heavy landing,
(I don’t want to make a crack about his weight,
So I’ll im-ply,
This guy wasn’t much of a stud)
He took off without saying a word in an attempt to keep his integrity.
Re-enacting the hole scene,
I would have expected it to render him motionless for at least a moment,
He cant have been too hurt because he didn’t even stop to stare.
Perhaps he didn’t want the situation to escalate,
OR it door-,ned on him how many forms he’d have to complete
And decided avoidance was a better way of ceiling his fate.
What a descend man.
He’s found a floor in the OSH system,
How will the OSH panel handle this one?
To what level will it go and what steps will be taken?
Will there be a partition against stairs?
Such a putty I didn’t get a picture,
The repairs are already complete - I’m not sure who will be build.
That’s one way to get plastered!