Dear my ugly right eye
I am requesting an answer to why?
Why must you constantly cry?
If you say you’re not sad it’s a lie,
For not a moment today were you dry.
I’d appreciate if you could please try,
To keep tears safely inside,
Yet if you choose to defy,
By continuing this salt-water supply,
I’ll increase the dose I apply
Of the solution required to pacify.
Hopefully the action will rectify,
This case of hay-fever gone awry!