This week, in the world of Lisa...
Whoops! The Melbourne Cup reminded me I never finished this!
Oh well, it's still a fascinator, I'll leave it as is :P
This week I went to the horse races.
I was feeling a little hoarse,
So the mention of drinking had me say “eek, wine!”
(it wasn’t even poured from a decanter)
And I decided not to drink or stay furlong,
Despite the gorgeous day without a hint of rein.
To be honest, I was more interested in the fashion than keeping track of the races,
I don’t mean to stirrup the horse fanatics,
But some of the outfits were a bit amazing!
There was an abundance of Foaliage in hair,
Beautiful dresses (which needed constant adjousting)
And not-so-stable sky high heels,
Sometimes considered whores shoes...
Jewellery was also abundant,
Dangly earrings seemed preferred over studs.
Not everyone dresses up though,
there were a few polo shirts.
I didn't see any bridle parties,
I'm glad they muster decided on a different venue,
Very soon it was time for the mane event,
I herd the trumpet track play
Which begs thequestrian,
Will I have a whinny with my bets?!
Neigh, to have a win I’d first hoof to place a bet.
They were through the gait and I blinkered and missed it,
I didn't miss a great a mount though,
I could hear the commentator over the rodeo.