This week, in the world of Lisa...
This week I was a virus.
I'll byte my tongue against swearing,
And just say I wanted to ram the computer through the windows,
Only I was afraid it woud chip and I still need it.
I'd like to give you advice on how to escape being identified as a virus,
But I don't know the screen used by facebook to monitor virus attacks.
I suspect the key is to avoid posting hilarious links such as:
and this one of a gnu I've added,
Simply so I can highlight GNU (check out his flowing mane frame-ing his body):
Alas, it was too late to hit the d3l337 button.
If only FB made the dos and don'ts more clear,
Such as saying "Sir, cut this disproportionate activity out" when you're posting too many links.
It would really serve a purpose.
Barring me from my account post link sending simply aggravates,
And not being able to find any forums knowledgably diskussing the yahos virus I apparently am, Gave me very little controll.
(excuse me, leaving teh computer for a bit while IP).
So how to share entertainment without sharing links?
I don't want my mother bored,
Although I suppose I could organise to line uxorial tasks to keep her busy,
But I do believe she's out of hard wearing gloves.
Also, I'm soft where my mum's involved and that doesn't sound very fun.
That's all I have time for for now,
Don't go posting links everywhere and you won't be called a virus.
Easy PC :)